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samithemunchkin: OH MY GOD HOW HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS. OH MY OVARIES. AND SAMMY IS IN A SUIT. OW OW OW OW. AND APPARENTLY THIS IS THOMAS’ SON?  I CANNOT HANDLE ALL OF THIS INFORMATION. 

samithemunchkin:

OH MY GOD

HOW HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS. OH MY OVARIES. AND SAMMY IS IN A SUIT. OW OW OW OW. AND APPARENTLY THIS IS THOMAS’ SON? 

I CANNOT HANDLE ALL OF THIS INFORMATION. 

FOR GOD’S SAKE! 

Someone just found my lipstickandligature wordpress blog by searching for ;

“Submissive men must be gay but can’t admit it.”

This is wrong on so, so, many levels and offensive for it’s implications about both gay men and submissive men. 

Ugh. 

samithemunchkin: lipstickandligature: samithemunchkin: What is that thing attempting to cover Sam’s upper body and failing miserably it looks like it’s about to rip around his arms also Digger what the balls are you doing How is Basti always the only normal one out of you three Sammy needs to buy some bigger frickin’ clothes. That said, I think the bicep thing is like the male equivalent of cleavage. Digger is seemingly trying to adjust his too big trousers because they’re probably falling down. Basti looks normal. He also needs to take the other two shopping because they’re clearly having sizing issues. ^_^ Digger’s shirt is rather tight too, he has either gone to the gym with his hubby more often or bought smaller shirts because that freaking thing is like skin tight God, yes. I never noticed. This band really need to go shopping. Their clothes are ridiculous (-ly pretty on them) Also, a definite gry palette, I see. I wonder if the co-ordinate?

samithemunchkin:

lipstickandligature:

samithemunchkin:

What is that thing attempting to cover Sam’s upper body and failing miserably it looks like it’s about to rip around his arms

also Digger what the balls are you doing

How is Basti always the only normal one out of you three

Sammy needs to buy some bigger frickin’ clothes. That said, I think the bicep thing is like the male equivalent of cleavage. Digger is seemingly trying to adjust his too big trousers because they’re probably falling down. Basti looks normal. He also needs to take the other two shopping because they’re clearly having sizing issues. ^_^

Digger’s shirt is rather tight too, he has either gone to the gym with his hubby more often or bought smaller shirts because that freaking thing is like skin tight

God, yes. I never noticed. This band really need to go shopping. Their clothes are ridiculous (-ly pretty on them) Also, a definite gry palette, I see. I wonder if the co-ordinate?

samithemunchkin: What is that thing attempting to cover Sam’s upper body and failing miserably it looks like it’s about to rip around his arms also Digger what the balls are you doing How is Basti always the only normal one out of you three Sammy needs to buy some bigger frickin’ clothes. That said, I think the bicep thing is like the male equivalent of cleavage. Digger is seemingly trying to adjust his too big trousers because they’re probably falling down. Basti looks normal. He also needs to take the other two shopping because they’re clearly having sizing issues. ^_^

samithemunchkin:

What is that thing attempting to cover Sam’s upper body and failing miserably it looks like it’s about to rip around his arms

also Digger what the balls are you doing

How is Basti always the only normal one out of you three

Sammy needs to buy some bigger frickin’ clothes. That said, I think the bicep thing is like the male equivalent of cleavage. Digger is seemingly trying to adjust his too big trousers because they’re probably falling down. Basti looks normal. He also needs to take the other two shopping because they’re clearly having sizing issues. ^_^

But anyways, fic time!

Puppy!Sven is hilarious/surreal/oddly hot.

Oh and he’s a bad, bad puppy! ^__^

Obviously. Because he’s hilarious like that. 

betonbranson: pemonynen: catchingbananas1: Is it bad that as soon as I’ve read “have sex” I immediately thought of Atonement given the picture? I don’t think it’ll happen but somebody should write a fanfiction about it!   orangeshipper: I don’t think it’ll happen, but I wouldn’t complain if it did. Yep. I am writing it now!! ;) OH YES PLEASE. OHMYGOD SOMEONE SEND THIS TO FELLOWES!

betonbranson:

pemonynen:

catchingbananas1:

Is it bad that as soon as I’ve read “have sex” I immediately thought of Atonement given the picture? I don’t think it’ll happen but somebody should write a fanfiction about it!  

orangeshipper:

I don’t think it’ll happen, but I wouldn’t complain if it did. Yep.

I am writing it now!! ;)

OH YES PLEASE.

OHMYGOD SOMEONE SEND THIS TO FELLOWES!

And Look how beautiful our frolicking anglo-teutonic children would be!

Eating medicinal profiteroles.

In a vain attempt to calm myself. Failing. Quite, quite flustered. 

I never thought I’d say this,

But there is currently too much penis on my dash.

I have to step away from the computer.

I’m meant to be a pillar of seriousness in my job. I have to leave for work. But y’all need to know, that kitten Digger WILL NOT LEAVE MY BRAIN while I am trying to explain the cosine rule to 10 year olds.

Tonight I have the house to myself.

So what am I planning on doing? 

Watching movies, drinking coffee and writing smut. That’s what.

This song. Sexiest song ever. I’m your man - Michael Buble

Gah hahahahahaaaaa. So funny. 

Gah hahahahahaaaaa. So funny.