
Merman!Digger/pirate!Sam AU
I DON’T EVEN KNOW, LIPSTICK AND SAKURACHIRU TOLD ME TO DO THIS SO BLAME THEM.
Pairing: Sam/Digger
Rating: PG15?
Summary: Sam is a pirate with a bad conscience, Digger is a merman, what more do you need to know honestly?
Aw. This is adorable. Thank you! And yes, we’d love to know what happens next.

lol well Basti doesn’t too happy either, for a change XD
He’s just pissed he’s going to have to deal with those two making up later
there is so much going on in this photo, I CANNOT EVEN. Firstly, Basti is pissed off, as ever, poor lamb. DIGGER’S FACE. Look at him. That is Ru-ru’s troll-face right there. Thirdly, sam you’re carrying a girl and looking rather, weirdly tanned and YOU’RE WEARING A WAISTCOAT AND A T-SHIRT I cannot even what is this and there’s a hair fail and despite this you look cripplingly hot. Why are you carrying a girl? Who is she? Is she a fan because if so then ALL THE AWARDS TO YOU, LADY. Did she ever let go? Finally, Basti and mystery girl are wearing the same shoes. Nearly.
Sam, a waistcoat? Really? Sir, you bend all rules of acceptable behaviour and yet I’d still violently bone you on the broken shards of social convention. I don’t even know.
lol the beefy guy I know, he wore pretty much the same outfit except for that his shirt was bright pink 8D I like waistcoats though, although I’m not sure if I like them on Sam 8D Digger looks like a chipmunk with a pointy head 8D
Ooooh the girl isn’t wearing the converse ones. I however do have exactly the same green converse chucks that Basti has hehehehe
Haha. I just find the man/waistcoat thing a bit of a random look. But hey, Sammy could wear anything and look good. I think Basti and Diger’s reactions make this picture, it’s essentially a condensed explanation of TBB. Who are The Baseballs, here, let me explain with a handy photograph. ><

lol well Basti doesn’t too happy either, for a change XD
He’s just pissed he’s going to have to deal with those two making up later
there is so much going on in this photo, I CANNOT EVEN. Firstly, Basti is pissed off, as ever, poor lamb. DIGGER’S FACE. Look at him. That is Ru-ru’s troll-face right there. Thirdly, sam you’re carrying a girl and looking rather, weirdly tanned and YOU’RE WEARING A WAISTCOAT AND A T-SHIRT I cannot even what is this and there’s a hair fail and despite this you look cripplingly hot. Why are you carrying a girl? Who is she? Is she a fan because if so then ALL THE AWARDS TO YOU, LADY. Did she ever let go? Finally, Basti and mystery girl are wearing the same shoes. Nearly.
Sam, a waistcoat? Really? Sir, you bend all rules of acceptable behaviour and yet I’d still violently bone you on the broken shards of social convention. I don’t even know.
Boys, your faces. I cannot.
Also, look at the blonde girl on the end. She doesn’t get it at all. hah.

I have no idea how Digger is supposed to be sitting there but pffffffff
irrelevant
also this is for Stripey
GAGH! They are perfect! So cute. Sammy’s face is just priceless.

I just need this here again because of reasons
Diggerrrrrrr seriouslyyyy
you are so madly in love
“Sammy bby
What is this scarf? Where did you get it? Why did you get it? Do you know how much I hate you? You’re going to pay for this…”
“Pfft, you love me. And you weren’t complaining last night…”
” >=[ …true…so about tonight? ;D “
“Well…maybe we can put the fugly scarf to better use…”
“you have the best ideas”
“And that’s why you love me. Now stop undressing me with your eyes while some still think we’re straight.”
“oh yeah, forgot we’re on stage”
Meanwhile, Basti is headdesking.
“You are such a ridiculous doofus. But you’re my ridiculous doofus. Now go destroy some ovaries with that face of yours.”
Entire band quits
^^^^^^PERFECT DIALOGUE IS PERFECT^^^^^^^^
good god
That third picture is just priceless. Basti’s face is just like, “WELL FUCK YOU VERY MUCH, THEN.”
Poor baby. I just want to hug him.
the faces Basti is always making when those two are being ridiculous just make them all the more obvious and canon
bless him I bet he nags at them every time after a concert or an interview like ‘GOOD GOD CAN YOU NOT JUST BEHAVE FOR JUST THIS ONCE?! DO YOU HAVE TO BE RIDICULOUS I AM BEGGING YOU STOP’
and they’re like ‘Sorry but lol nope’
I know, you can just imagine it, can’t you? “What the hell is wrong with you two, eh?”
and Sammy and Ru-ru are all :
lolnope



