Shit My Mom says: Olympics Edition
She: Who is that?
Me: I don’t know. She’s a weightlifter, I think.
She: aww, that’s very unladylike. I don’t think women should be able to compete in things like wrestling and weightlifting.
She: Oh bloody hell, it’s Paul McCartney
Me: He’s going to sing “Hey Jude”, I bet.
She: For god’s sake he’s getting so old, I wish they’d just wheel him off already.
She: The volleyball costumes are a bit unnecessary, aren’t they?
She: Who is that actor?
Me: Kenneth Brannagh.
Me: Kenneth Brannagh, you know shakespearian actor?
She: Oh, Wallander!
She: Why is he dressed like that?
Me: He’s meant to be Brunel.
She: He’s smoking at the olympics.