Shit My Mom says: Olympics Edition

She: Who is that?

Me: I don’t know. She’s a weightlifter, I think.

She: aww, that’s very unladylike. I don’t think women should be able to compete in things like wrestling and weightlifting. 

Me: ….

Me:…

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She: Oh bloody hell, it’s Paul McCartney

Me: He’s going to sing “Hey Jude”, I bet.

She: For god’s sake he’s getting so old, I wish they’d just wheel him off already.

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She: The volleyball costumes are a bit unnecessary, aren’t they? 

Me: Quite. 

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She: Who is that actor?

Me: Kenneth Brannagh.

She: Who?

Me: Kenneth Brannagh, you know shakespearian actor?

She: Oh, Wallander!

Me: Yes. 

She: Why is he dressed like that?

Me: He’s meant to be Brunel.

She: He’s smoking at the olympics.