Mom: Oh god, is George Michael going to sing another song?
Me: Looks like it
Dad: Ugh. I don’t know why they have him. He does nothing for me personally. I mean, you’ve got him, messing with people in toilets.
Dad: And then you had The Who with what’sisface the child molester.
Me: Yes but you can’t compare child abuse with being gay though can you?
Dad: I know, but do we really want these people?
Me: Leaves Room