Shit My Dad Says: Closing Ceremony Edition

Mom: Oh god, is George Michael going to sing another song?

Me: Looks like it

Dad: Ugh. I don’t know why they have him. He does nothing for me personally. I mean, you’ve got him, messing with people in toilets.

Me: Consensually.

Dad: And then you had The Who with what’sisface the child molester.

Me: Yes but you can’t compare child abuse with being gay though can you?

Dad: I know, but do we really want these people?

Me: Leaves Room