Off to NYE Party!
Happy New Year, Tumblr! Xx
samitehmunchkin: lipstickandligature: samitehmunchkin: lipstickandligature replied to your photo: For Lipstick, S/D doing something normal haha … GAGHHHH! They’re perfect. I love them. What a perfect way to start the day, Even though it’s well past 2pm here. > ahhhhhhhh I’m glad you like it :D Haha and it’s almost 3.30pm here but groggy grumpy Digger in the morning is one of my...
samitehmunchkin: lipstickandligature replied to your photo: For Lipstick, S/D doing something normal haha … GAGHHHH! They’re perfect. I love them. What a perfect way to start the day, Even though it’s well past 2pm here. > ahhhhhhhh I’m glad you like it :D Haha and it’s almost 3.30pm here but groggy grumpy Digger in the morning is one of my favourite things xD Literally! The cutest thing...
Bed time! Night Tumblr! Xx
Fuck Me, Missing E is brilliant.
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
Post Secret: Part 1
This is a fanfic that has carried over from the Christmas stories and is something that I’m hoping to continue into the new year. It’s going to be in little bits, so enjoy! This is just the first taster! Safe as kittens. Read this with your grandma. Mimi let out a sigh and looked up at Sven. “Well, that was an eventful weekend wasn’t it?” “Yup.” He sat on the edge of the sofa and...
Imagine if TBB had Tumblrs...
Dear sweet lord…
I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone...– Oscar Wilde (via apnoea)
This fic is reaching new heights of fanfic...
Really. It is literally stupid and totally impossible. If this happened in real life Mimi would have a nervous breakdown and feel hemmed in. Secondly, it is financially idiotic. But it is also awesome. It’s getting written. :D
Food has been eaten.
Time for totally self indulgent fic. i.e. the next part of the christmas/NYE stories! It’s all Sven and Mimi though!
well-i-like-it-too: …I can drink beer all night, but one glass of wine …POW! THIS^^^^ I can knock back Martinis like a pro but one single glass of wine and I’m stood on a chair yelling VAGINA! very loudly. Not cool. Not at all.
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Thank you, loves! Xx I’ll write them all.
Saw this. Digger did a victory lap around my... →