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shewearsthetrousers:

I love the feel of stockings when they pull like that. And love the way suspenders like that show through when wearing a tight fitting skirt

This is a good thing? Good. I’m always very self conscious of it. 

shewearsthetrousers:

I love the feel of stockings when they pull like that. And love the way suspenders like that show through when wearing a tight fitting skirt

This is a good thing? Good. I’m always very self conscious of it. 

Saudades Pt. II: A Sven and Mimi Story

Here is the morning after that was requested. Just the thing for a grim looking Wednesday. NSFW, as ever. There will be a part III. Probably late tonight or tomorrow. Still, for now, enjoy this…

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Woo, this MorningAfter!Fic is getting long. But it was too cute not to write. And hell, if you’re anything like me, then a little fantasy of a hurty, languid weekend is just the thing come Wednesday afternoon, don’t you think? It should be up in a few hours. Hopefully. Though I’m thinking it might just be a three parter. 

Adventures In Online Dating

“Oh, I’m so glad you’re not fat.”

“I was worried you’d be fat. You don’t need the gym.”

“I know I probably shouldn’t say this, but I was worried you’d be fat.”

Really? Is that all you have to worry about? 

DONE WITH THIS.

As a woman, the possibility that I might be raped and/or murdered is in the back of my mind fairly frequently, particularly when I made the decision to look about on the internet for potential dates. It’s also there when I have to walk back to my car alone late at night or if I’m alone with people I don’t know very well yet. I know I’m not the only one. 

Also, you’re worried that I might be fat? And what if I was? I used to be. In my teens I was, but I still managed to find other 16 year old boys who liked me or didn’t care or saw beyond the way I looked. 

So, please, men of the internet, put on your big boy pants and grow up. God damn, this makes me so angry. 

lipstickstainedlove:

dosvader:


Christina is looking like the kind of power bitch who is coming for your company, your man, your apartment, your vacation house, your 401k, your charge account at Lord & Taylor and your everything else! 

Goddess. 


Can I just

lipstickstainedlove:

dosvader:

Christina is looking like the kind of power bitch who is coming for your company, your man, your apartment, your vacation house, your 401k, your charge account at Lord & Taylor and your everything else!

Goddess. 

Can I just

Well then. Morning after it is, then! 

There. I’m a feeling a little better today than I did yesterday. Happy enough to write a little later, I think. It’s getting close to the end of term and so, time for some lovely travelling and reading all the books I’ve not got round to reading yet and seeing all the films I’ve not seen yet. Also, spending a little of the mad money that I put aside each year for the summer. That’s a nice incentive and something that makes these particularly stressy, slow but busy weeks worth it. 

I had an idea of continuing the fic I put up on Saturday with a “morning after” thing. Or I also have another more summery fic in mind. Vote?

Watching old movies really fucks up your standards in men.

softmints:

“Hang the eucalyptus upside down by tying it to your shower head with twine. When you run your shower, the steam will rise up towards the eucalyptus, filling your bathroom with the most refreshing, relaxing scent. Plus, the added greens are lovely on the eyes. You’ll definitely feel a little closer to nature.”

softmints:

Hang the eucalyptus upside down by tying it to your shower head with twine. When you run your shower, the steam will rise up towards the eucalyptus, filling your bathroom with the most refreshing, relaxing scent. Plus, the added greens are lovely on the eyes. You’ll definitely feel a little closer to nature.”

duamuteffe:

xhikaruchanx:

thisgrrlwithhands:

Answer all these questions and you should have a fully-developed character for your audience to connect with. A strong character can carry a weak plot; but a strong plot can’t carry weak characters

oh
my
god
yes

Very useful stuff.

Oh My. This looks fun! Must do it because I have so much backstory in my head. 

duamuteffe:

xhikaruchanx:

thisgrrlwithhands:

Answer all these questions and you should have a fully-developed character for your audience to connect with.
A strong character can carry a weak plot; but a strong plot can’t carry weak characters

oh

my

god

yes

Very useful stuff.

Oh My. This looks fun! Must do it because I have so much backstory in my head. 

Why aren’t more people freaking out about the new Venezuelan labor law?

dancepunksnotdead:

You know, the one that gives housewives/full-time mothers a pension— wages for housework?

It’s ONLY A HUGE VICTORY FOR FEMINISM, SOCIALISM, AND WOMEN OF COLOR. Not a big deal or anything. Tumblr is mysteriously silent about this.

http://rabble.ca/columnists/2013/05/venezuelas-new-labour-law-best-mothers-day-gift

Going to sleep. I’ll be more kick ass in the morning. :)